- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Horse with a chair on his head.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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