Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

My love life

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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