What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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i am and me is i

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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