Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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eden stop

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Rebecca Black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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