- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??