- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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