What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Do you like apples? Yes

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Water? I hardly know her.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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vitamin c

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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