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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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