- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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