What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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pee

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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