What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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