what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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I am very humble.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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