- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

What's two plus two? Window

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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