- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

YES! EXACTLY!

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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