What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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