Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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everybody loves raymond

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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