- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

did you stub your toe?

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

what came first the chicken or the chips

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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