- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

why was the man sad? his wife died

Your mom.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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