What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

Who's on first? Garvey.

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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