- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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