- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

A: Do you like it B: No

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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