- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

I shot a bitch.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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