- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Feminism

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

womens rights.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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