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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

save me from the nothing ive become

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

The queen having a shit

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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