Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Nuneaton..

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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