- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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