you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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