- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

whats polish and black a polish black person

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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