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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

How come anti jokes r funny

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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