A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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