What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Poop!!

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

knock knock no ones home

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

oh hai

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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