- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

im gey

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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