What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

L's I's that took Viagra.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

thumb_up thumb_down +6

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Velcro. What a rip off.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

thumb_up thumb_down +6

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops