Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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No soap radio

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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don't read this

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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