How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Bark I'm a tree

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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