- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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