- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??