Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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