- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

whats white and big and white? alot of things...

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

Dig Bick Your dislexic

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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