A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

why dont they make black forks

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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