- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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