- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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