- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Justin Bieber

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why did the man die? He was old.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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