- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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