- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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