- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Robin, get in the car!

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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