- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

an ethopian thanksgiving

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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