- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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