You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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go F*** yourself

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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