- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

why did sally drown cause she was black

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Actually it was me Josh brown

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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