- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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