I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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Black...

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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