Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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