Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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retard

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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