I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

homosexual

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Chuck Norris Dies.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Women's Rights

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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