WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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Arrow in the Knee!

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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