- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

My name is Jeff

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

im gay

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