Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Bags of delicious poop.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

What? Why?

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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