- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

cliché rebecca black joke.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

i killed my family

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

meh

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

your mama so old, shes dead.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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