- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

shut up kobe!

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

homosexuals are gay

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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