- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

How do you spell eight? 8

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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