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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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