- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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