Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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