Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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