- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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