- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Chris Bosh's neck

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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