knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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