- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

when debbie meets downer

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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